Immortality Ring : Make the Purchase

Make the Purchase

?Ring Size

? Custom Engraving (+$5)

? Put Me On the Map (Free)

?This is a Gift

If you are outside of the U.S, message us direct with your size, address, and location, shipping is an additional $5.

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Ring: $20
Shipping: $5
Total: $25

Justifying The Cost
If you aren't convinced the $20 pricetag is justified, consider the following:
Enjoy the future: Your friends will die off right before things get interesting, stay around to see firsthand what the future holds.

Infinite Income: Unlimited life makes for unlimited cashflow.
Funeral Costs: Forget about 'em, spare your family the burden
Begin Again: Most people are never given a second chance at life, now, if you mess up the first time around, redefine yourself and start over

The Profero Orbis pays for itself respectively.

In order to purchase multiple rings, you must submit multiple orders, or you may contact us to fulfil the order (let us know how many, what sizes, and any engravings).

As a precaution, all claims made by ImmortalityRing must be interpreted at novelty value.